You’re just a dude but you have this friend but you only meet once every one hundred years but you’re pretty sure he made you immortal but you don’t even know his name but you have the audacity to say you think he’s lonely and this dramatic ass bitch storms off in a huff and a hundred years later he stands you up but you find out that your meeting spot is about to be converted into crappy apartments and now you don’t know what to do about your next meeting in a hundred years and the only thread of connection you’ve had for the last thousand years is just -
so apparently taika waititi originally wanted a whole ABBA theme for love and thunder (they’re thor’s favorite band! viking music!) and i have Thoughts:
you mean to tell me love and thunder could have had a wall-to-wall ABBA soundtrack
thor HAS watched mamma mia multiple times and he HAS cried
Man I love Izzy Hands. This little dude is so funny. He’s the most homophobic character in the whole show but he’s also very much gay. He moaned ‘daddy’ completely unprompted. He’s not even that short but everyone else is taller than him so he looks tiny all the time. He curses multiple times in every sentence. He has the energy of an angry purse dog. He has That Voice. He’s been pining over a false image of his boss for years. He thought he overheard said boss having sex with a random guy and literally cried about it. He was forced to eat his own severed toe and he kinda liked it. His name is fucking Hands.
Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That’s cool and all but this one’s for the she/hes. If you’re a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden
Is this a positivity post or a secret cry for help? OP, how bad is the mint situation?