c-fish:

眼鏡スティーブ☺

ジョーはとても眼鏡が似合うのでスティーブにも似合う。

beetles-and-leeches:

Oh my god

Guys

Steve is a milf

blue-sunshine-mauve-morning:

You’re just a dude but you have this friend but you only meet once every one hundred years but you’re pretty sure he made you immortal but you don’t even know his name but you have the audacity to say you think he’s lonely and this dramatic ass bitch storms off in a huff and a hundred years later he stands you up but you find out that your meeting spot is about to be converted into crappy apartments and now you don’t know what to do about your next meeting in a hundred years and the only thread of connection you’ve had for the last thousand years is just -

(via statisticallymorelikely)

Anonymous asked:

I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

onlyhams:

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators

miki-sama:

primmadona worm… yeah

all he ever wanted was to squirm

(via onlyhams)

pocketss:

Summoner is more of a cat person

(via thepiedsniper)

lengthofropes:

- This kid’s gotta get his ego in check.
- It’s his tone. Right?

#anz12kparty

July 28 prompts: Family / Dustin and his dads

castleauburn:

so apparently taika waititi originally wanted a whole ABBA theme for love and thunder (they’re thor’s favorite band! viking music!) and i have Thoughts:

1. you mean to tell me love and thunder could have had a wall-to-wall ABBA soundtrack
2. thor HAS watched mamma mia multiple times and he HAS cried

(via nudityandnerdery)

sunnibits:

sunnibits:

Man I love Izzy Hands. This little dude is so funny. He’s the most homophobic character in the whole show but he’s also very much gay. He moaned ‘daddy’ completely unprompted. He’s not even that short but everyone else is taller than him so he looks tiny all the time. He curses multiple times in every sentence. He has the energy of an angry purse dog. He has That Voice. He’s been pining over a false image of his boss for years. He thought he overheard said boss having sex with a random guy and literally cried about it. He was forced to eat his own severed toe and he kinda liked it. His name is fucking Hands.

quick question! what the fuck does this mean

(via obsoleteangles)

rasairui:

elldritch-horror:

rasairui:

Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That’s cool and all but this one’s for the she/hes. If you’re a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden

Is this a positivity post or a secret cry for help? OP, how bad is the mint situation?

It’s both the mint situation is fucking severe

(via obsoleteangles)

ronancestyle:

we were absolutely robbed of this chaotic duo so here have some messy doodles

punkzcakes:

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN HAWKINS

keranos-god-of-storm-crows:

lesbiancapybara:

(via theapplepielifestyle)

toastpotent:

iamoutofideas:

iamoutofideas:

toastpotent:

jakemorph:

toastpotent:

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it’s actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout

it was a WATER STAIN i had an ICE PACK and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN’T FUCKCING PEE ON IT

you peed on it

you peed on it didn’t you lil piss boy

I DIDN’T PISS I DIDN’T!!!! I’M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!!! I’M NOT!!!!

(via thepiedsniper)

gayjameswilson:

gay Eddie truthers rise